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I am the shadow minister for the 'Abolition of Gravity'.

In April 2003 I returned from South Africa with a broken pelvis. Sustained when an experiment abolishing gravity with my paraglider went wrong.
All further research will be continued under laboratory conditions. Field work has now been discontinued.

For local policies in the constituency of West Derbyshire press on the links above or find the buttons on the area map.

 

"Vote for the Loonatic Fringe"